The Story of a Short Girl in a Short Skirt

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

That Time I Watched Casper and it Got Weird

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Some friends and I are planning a "childhood faves" movie marathon. So far on the docket we have, A Goofy Movie, Jumanji, and Wild...
Thursday, March 12, 2015

How I Accidentally May Have Convinced the Target Cashier I am Pregnant

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As always my life seems like I am the star of my own telenovela, at least from the inside. I was standing in my regular check out at Target ...
Wednesday, February 25, 2015

I am Concerned I Might be a Basic Bitch

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The other day my friend posted a video to my Facebook. It was a College Humor video on, "How to Tell if you are a Basic Bitch." Wh...
Monday, December 16, 2013

Competitive is Just a Nice Way of Saying Stubborn

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Some people (myself included) would say I am competitive, maybe even ultra competive. I flipped a Monoply board almost 15 years ago and my f...
Tuesday, October 1, 2013

I am in a Relationship with Ikea and it's Complicated.

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I am lucky enough to live in a city with an Ikea. Or maybe I should say, I unfortunately live in a city with an Ikea. Ikea might be my only ...
Friday, September 20, 2013

Do Deer Attack and Other Outdoor Questions

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As the summer winds down, I find myself a little relieved that I will no longer have to pretend to enjoy the outdoors. I think I have always...
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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Take What You Are Handed

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So this week we had a little "goodie" bag of stuff that we had to hand out for work. (I put goodie in quotes, because as someone p...
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Heather
Bloomington, MN
I am short, I don't wear pants, and sometimes I am funny.
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