The Story of a Short Girl in a Short Skirt

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Space Jam Does Not Equal Van Halen

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So I feel like once a week I am caught doing something embarrassing by a stranger. This always leads to me gushing out an explanation which ...
Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Rant About the Bus...There is No Hiding What This is

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So at 23, I probably should know how to drive. Whenever I tell people that I don't drive, they assume I just do not have a car... not th...
Saturday, April 7, 2012

I Should Have My Shopping Privileges Revoked

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Have you ever caught yourself buying something crazy?  You realize it is crazy, but you can't stop yourself... Well that happens to me.....
Monday, February 20, 2012

The Woes of Retail

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I have worked in retail since I was 17 years old. About 90% of the time, I really like working retail, which is good because I am going to ...
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Sunday, December 25, 2011

I am Not Sure I Will Ever Really be an Adult

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So most days I like to pretend that I am a put together adult... However if you have ever met me, you would know that is not even a little t...
Thursday, December 1, 2011

This Might Be TMI: How a Doctor Made Me Feel Like a Giant Whore

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So if you actually know me, you have probably have heard me bitch about how I always get the weirdest illnesses.  I don't really get com...
Saturday, November 12, 2011

How Komodo Dragons Saved my Life

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I have been wanting to write this post for some time now, but I wasn't exactly sure how to go about doing it. I was recently inspired by...
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Heather
Bloomington, MN
I am short, I don't wear pants, and sometimes I am funny.
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