If I Were to Grade Today, it Would Get an F-

Today was one of those everything sucks days. I mean where not one thing goes right, and by the end of it your are a ready to murder something bigger than you or cry under a blanket with about 9 million gallons  of Chunky Monkey. Nothing super bad happened to me today, but a collection of small negative moments teamed up to utterly ruin my day. My favorite blogger Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half has the best description of it that I have ever read( Sneaky Hate Spiral ). So my day consisted of ripped tights, a rainy day, a math class, a failed Russian test, and the crappiest day at work I have had in a long time. Now I am home, but not fun for me because I have a stack of homework taller than I am, although that is not all that tall.  So before I get to my exciting night, I am going to crack a bottle of cheap white wine (not kidding) pop in Hot Tub Time and write this blog.

Just to remind myself that I do in fact have an awesome life, I am going to list 50 things that make me happy, drink my wine, and then hop to my homework.
1. Wine
2. Doodles the world's best little dog
3. Video games and all seven of my systems
4. Urban Decay make up
5. Fall fashion
6. The color pink
7. My hair stylist
8. The fact that I am going to Las Vegas
9. Going to the movies
10. Books, especially Haruki Murakami books
11. The fact that I will editions of 1Q84 from two different counties in less than a month
12. Netflix
13. My friends
14. Danny Wylde
15. Sunglass Hut
16. Literature jokes
17. My new apartment
18. Hyperbole and a Half
19. Jenna Marbles
20. Motion City Soundtrack
21. The Lonely Island
22. Drinking vodka waters
23. Smiling
24. Laughing
25. Dressing nicely
26. Cute boys
27. Going dancing
28. Hot chocolate
29. Beer
30. Mario Kart
31. Perfume, specifically Coach Poppy
32. Watching porn
33. 90's Tv (Buffy, Melrose Place, All That. Hey Arnold and many more)
34. Playing trivia
35. LMFAO
36. Glitter
37. Anime Detour
38. Halloween
39. Historical tours
40. My tattoos, all four of them.
41. Chocolate covered potato chips
42. Shopping
43. Cute underwear
44. PUPPIES
45.Oasis
46. Did I mention PUPPIES!
47. Hello Kitty
48. Sailor Moon
49. Twitter
50. Writing

See I feel better already, might be the booze, might be the trashy tv I am watching, or Doodles sitting on my lap. But I feel better and that is what matters. So now it is home work time. If anyone is reading this, what are fifty things that make you happy? What is good in your life? Making this list is easier than it looks. :)